The Herb Diet

I don’t know if any of you saw the booklet at the weekend about the herb diet. I started it this week.

Monday I was on the SAGE PAGE. Tuesday it was THYME TIME. Wednesday was THE MINT STINT. Thursday I got a FILL of DILL. Then I finished with a BOUQUET GARNI SARNIE.

I did try to use other herbs, but there were a few problems.

Parsley and Rosemary left early for Scarborough Fair and Basil wanted to stay in his Fawlty Towers.